🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #2 ā Mustaches Can't Outrun Haymakers! | Premium Front & Back Racing T-Shirt
WHAM! Somebody just got a free mustache adjustment! šš
When Carson Hocevar rolls into town, the horsepower is high, the patience is low, and apparently, even facial hair isn't safe!
Welcome to the wonderfully ridiculous world of HOCEVAR HUMOR, where NASCAR-inspired comedy meets custom racing apparel.
This hilarious design captures the wild side of No. 77 with an outrageous cartoon-style showdown featuring flying fists, flying mustaches, and enough racing attitude to make the entire garage turn around and stare.
But here's what makes this shirt different...
THIS ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE ONE-GRAPHIC RACING T-SHIRT!
Every HOCEVAR HUMOR shirt is designed as a complete apparel package:
š CUSTOM FRONT GRAPHIC: An original full-color racing comedy illustration.
š CUSTOM BACK GRAPHIC: A second illustrated design, giving you something worth looking at coming AND going.
š FLATLINERACER SLEEVE EMBLEM: Our signature racing design brand.
š HOCEVAR HUMOR SLEEVE GRAPHIC: The collection's own exclusive identity.
š CUSTOM INSIDE NECK LABEL: Because even the inside deserves some horsepower!
That's five custom-designed graphic locations on ONE shirt.
Whether you're at Daytona, Talladega, your favorite short track, or just picking an argument with your buddies about what happened on the last lap, this shirt is guaranteed to get some attention.
HOCEVAR HUMOR ā Where the jokes hit harder than the bumpers!
Created by FLATLINERACER.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FLATLINERACER
- Email: contact@support.flatlineracer.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #2 ā Mustaches Can't Outrun Haymakers! | Premium Front & Back Racing T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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