🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #3 - THE STACHE OF SPEED ā MUSTACHE MAYHEM!
FAST. LOUD. FOLLICULAR. šš
Some drivers grow a fan base. Others grow a reputation. Carson Hocevar apparently grows horsepower directly from his mustache!
Introducing THE STACHE OF SPEED, the latest completely ridiculous addition to our HOCEVAR HUMOR racing apparel collection!
Featuring everyone's favorite No. 77-inspired troublemaker standing proudly atop the most aerodynamic facial hair in motorsports history, this shirt celebrates the fine art of going fast, looking ridiculous, and refusing to take anything too seriously.
And just when you thought the madness was over...
TURN AROUND! THERE'S MORE MUSTACHE MAYHEM!
The back features a completely different illustration celebrating the legendary facial hair that apparently generates more downforce than a NASCAR Cup Series rear spoiler.
NOT YOUR ORDINARY RACING T-SHIRT!
Every HOCEVAR HUMOR shirt is a complete custom-designed apparel package featuring:
š FRONT: Original full-color Stache of Speed racing illustration.
š BACK: A second illustrated Mustache Mayhem design.
š LEFT SLEEVE: Custom racing brand emblem.
š RIGHT SLEEVE: Signature HOCEVAR HUMOR collection branding.
š INSIDE NECK: Custom FLATLINERACER label.
FIVE CUSTOM GRAPHIC LOCATIONS. ONE COMPLETELY UNHINGED RACING T-SHIRT!
Perfect for NASCAR fans, No. 77 supporters, and anyone who believes the secret to going faster might just be hiding underneath their nose.
THE STACHE OF SPEED ā Because horsepower is temporary, but legendary facial hair is forever!
An original FLATLINERACER design.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FLATLINERACER
- Email: contact@support.flatlineracer.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #3 - THE STACHE OF SPEED ā MUSTACHE MAYHEM! Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
