🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #7 Too Hot for the Rulebook | Sideways at Speedway
HOCEVAR HUMOR ā Too Hot for the Rulebook | Sideways at Speedway Custom Racing T-Shirt
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
WARNING: THIS SHIRT MAY CAUSE EXCESSIVE PASSING, UNCONTROLLED LAUGHTER, AND SERIOUS DISAGREEMENTS IN THE NASCAR GARAGE! šš
Some drivers follow the racing line.
Some drivers follow the rulebook.
And then there's Carson Hocevar, who apparently prefers to write his own instructions somewhere between Turn 3 and the checkered flag!
Introducing TOO HOT FOR THE RULEBOOK, another outrageous addition to our HOCEVAR HUMOR racing apparel collection!
Our FRONT illustration features The Hurricane and his No. 77 Dente Chevrolet, complete with checkered flags, racing attitude, and a whole lot of trouble!
SERVING PASSES EXTRA SPICY! š¶ļø
Because when No. 77 is coming through, somebody's afternoon is about to get interesting!
But the fun doesn't stop there.
TURN AROUND AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER HURRICANE WARNING!
The BACK features SIDEWAYS AT SPEEDWAY, celebrating that incredible Talladega victory-lap moment when Carson decided the best place to enjoy his success was OUTSIDE the driver's-side window!
Most drivers wave to the fans.
The Hurricane goes door surfing!
TALLADEGA'S DOOR-SURFIN' LAP!
NOT YOUR ORDINARY RACING T-SHIRT!
Every HOCEVAR HUMOR shirt is designed as a complete custom apparel package featuring:
š FRONT: Original TOO HOT FOR THE RULEBOOK racing illustration.
š BACK: A different SIDEWAYS AT SPEEDWAY victory-lap graphic.
š ONE SLEEVE: Signature FLATLINERACER design emblem.
š OTHER SLEEVE: Exclusive HOCEVAR HUMOR collection branding.
š INSIDE NECK: Custom FLATLINERACER label.
FIVE CUSTOM GRAPHIC LOCATIONS. ONE COMPLETELY UNHINGED RACING T-SHIRT!
Available in multiple shirt colors!
Perfect for NASCAR fans, No. 77 supporters, Talladega enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a driver who can turn an ordinary Sunday afternoon into a highlight reel!
HOCEVAR HUMOR ā Where the rulebook gets nervous and the driver's seat is apparently optional!
An original FLATLINERACER design.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FLATLINERACER
- Email: contact@support.flatlineracer.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #7 Too Hot for the Rulebook | Sideways at Speedway Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
