🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #8 Signal Strong, Drama Stronger - Full Bars, Zero Apologies
ATTENTION NASCAR FANS! WE'RE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES... AND THEY'RE ALL COMING FROM THE NO. 77! šš”š
Some drivers have a strong internet connection.
Some drivers have a strong racing strategy.
And then there's Carson Hocevar, who apparently has a direct connection to EVERYBODY'S LAST NERVE!
Introducing FULL BARS. ZERO APOLOGIES!, another completely ridiculous addition to our HOCEVAR HUMOR racing apparel collection!
Inspired by Carson's Spectrum-sponsored No. 77 Chevrolet, this custom racing shirt celebrates the fine art of going fast, stirring up trouble, and keeping the entire NASCAR garage talking long after the race is over.
ON THE FRONT:
SIGNAL STRONG. DRAMA STRONGER.
Featuring The Hurricane, his blue-and-white Spectrum Chevrolet, checkered flags, and enough racing attitude to overload the entire network!
Because when No. 77 shows up, the signal isn't the only thing getting stronger.
ON THE BACK:
FULL BARS. ZERO APOLOGIES!
A second original racing illustration featuring Carson and his Spectrum Chevrolet, celebrating a driver who apparently believes apologies are an optional subscription service!
SEND IT. TALK TRASH. RACE HARDER.
And if anybody has a complaint?
Sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed! š¤£
NOT YOUR ORDINARY RACING T-SHIRT!
Every HOCEVAR HUMOR shirt is a complete custom-designed apparel package featuring:
š FRONT: Original SIGNAL STRONG. DRAMA STRONGER. racing illustration.
š BACK: A different FULL BARS. ZERO APOLOGIES! design.
š ONE SLEEVE: Signature FLATLINERACER design emblem.
š OTHER SLEEVE: Exclusive HOCEVAR HUMOR collection branding.
š INSIDE NECK: Custom FLATLINERACER label.
FIVE CUSTOM GRAPHIC LOCATIONS. ONE COMPLETELY UNHINGED RACING T-SHIRT!
Available in multiple shirt colors.
Perfect for NASCAR fans, No. 77 supporters, Spectrum racing enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a driver whose ability to generate controversy apparently has unlimited bandwidth!
HOCEVAR HUMOR ā Broadcasting chaos from Daytona to Talladega and everywhere in between!
An original FLATLINERACER design.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FLATLINERACER
- Email: contact@support.flatlineracer.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🏁 HOCEVAR HUMOR ā T-SHIRT #8 Signal Strong, Drama Stronger - Full Bars, Zero Apologies Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
